Idle Threats!

Well he on his last 4 nights at work now before we head off over the Irish Channel and I am sensing a small amount of anxiety although he is still as cocky as ever, like Jose Mourinho believes he is the special one.....we all know he is very special!!!

During our chat yesterday he revealed that he has threatened two members of the party (Stace and Ben) referring to their intolerance to alcohol. Would this hold in a court of law if we can refer back to only a few weeks ago when he redecorated his downstairs cloakroom with Dulux's new range of claret barf. This section of the house is where his beautiful, innocent, hard working wife to be is currently trying to toilet train little Evie. Not forgetting during the same night he suddenly decided he didn't like the colour of his carpet as well, this was also tainted with the same shade to match the mess in the toilet.

Your honour, I would also like to refer back to December 1994 when on a night out in Brighton and having exclusive access to the Grand Hotel Brighton, Darren crumbled again after a few light Sherries. Not only did he feel it necessary to insult fellow guests in the hotel bar but continued his redecorating fetish in on the 2nd floor by showing his disgust of a work of art. Darren's interpretation of the fine picture, re-named puke on the 2nd floor can now be viewed at Shoreham tip!

So you can see from the above facts that Mr Burton really has no right to threaten those people who will be looking out for his well being this weekend. In fact it would be in his best interests to not enter into any drinking shenanigans with them to enable them to focus fully on looking after Mummy's little soldier.

I regret to say we have a blow-out and that Mr Tommy Cairns will not be joining us due to work commitments. Now I hear what you are saying that T.C and work commitments in the same sentence just doesn't equate and on this basis we will be launching a full investigation into the matter! Sorry you can't be with us Tommy but you can keep up to date with everything via this thing now.

Will keep you up to date with any 'Burton' developments, threats, fear etc etc but if you hear of anything yourselves please let me know and I will happily add to his diary of events.

See ya, Frase