A little drunkl nows butd willt tru and lelt u knows whatys happening!!
After we got on the plane the senior cabin crew person....purser with the proper airline, didn't allow him to wear the Kazachstan speedos on the plane. When we got to Dublin he nearly got arrested for walking through the terminal and to the cab....again very funny.
I haven't got much time but will update this again when I can......Our arrival in Dublin for you and then soon after this he nearly got arrested!!!
The next one for you is his day wear for today!!!
Enjoy xxx
Saturday, 17 October 2009
Friday, 16 October 2009
At The Airport
Well it's funny, very funny.
We have dressed him in his pink mankini and after calling the paramedics for a couple of the regulars at the sea lane it can be classed as a success.
Can't get the footage of this downloaded at the moment but will work on it.....bloody restrictions at internet cafes!!
Just about to get on the plane and unfortunately I have to report that a jobs worth at BAA security has not allowed Darren to wear his newly aquired swimsuit through the terminal......praying for cabin crew with a sense of humour!!
Will be in touch
Frase
We have dressed him in his pink mankini and after calling the paramedics for a couple of the regulars at the sea lane it can be classed as a success.
Can't get the footage of this downloaded at the moment but will work on it.....bloody restrictions at internet cafes!!
Just about to get on the plane and unfortunately I have to report that a jobs worth at BAA security has not allowed Darren to wear his newly aquired swimsuit through the terminal......praying for cabin crew with a sense of humour!!
Will be in touch
Frase
Wednesday, 14 October 2009
It's started!!
Good Morning all,
I have just sent Darren his first instructions, they are as follows;
'Hope you last few nights have been relaxing coz it starts now! To get you used to married life your wife to be will be packing you bag. Don't try and add anything, it will be confiscated. I know what should be in there! More instructions to follow. Have a nice day x'
Will keep you updated....time now 10:22
Frase
That was met with 'go away', in a slightly more aggresive tone!!
Have spoken this morning, now being Friday and an hour before we meet up for breakfast. There is an air of nervousness about him after staying up with his cousin Chris till 1am listening to Alan Patridge's Norflok nights!!
Before we fly I will try and post some video footage of our man walking through Gatwicks South Terminal......this is not to be missed....see you later!!!
I have just sent Darren his first instructions, they are as follows;
'Hope you last few nights have been relaxing coz it starts now! To get you used to married life your wife to be will be packing you bag. Don't try and add anything, it will be confiscated. I know what should be in there! More instructions to follow. Have a nice day x'
Will keep you updated....time now 10:22
Frase
That was met with 'go away', in a slightly more aggresive tone!!
Have spoken this morning, now being Friday and an hour before we meet up for breakfast. There is an air of nervousness about him after staying up with his cousin Chris till 1am listening to Alan Patridge's Norflok nights!!
Before we fly I will try and post some video footage of our man walking through Gatwicks South Terminal......this is not to be missed....see you later!!!
Monday, 12 October 2009
Idle Threats!
Well he on his last 4 nights at work now before we head off over the Irish Channel and I am sensing a small amount of anxiety although he is still as cocky as ever, like Jose Mourinho believes he is the special one.....we all know he is very special!!!
During our chat yesterday he revealed that he has threatened two members of the party (Stace and Ben) referring to their intolerance to alcohol. Would this hold in a court of law if we can refer back to only a few weeks ago when he redecorated his downstairs cloakroom with Dulux's new range of claret barf. This section of the house is where his beautiful, innocent, hard working wife to be is currently trying to toilet train little Evie. Not forgetting during the same night he suddenly decided he didn't like the colour of his carpet as well, this was also tainted with the same shade to match the mess in the toilet.
Your honour, I would also like to refer back to December 1994 when on a night out in Brighton and having exclusive access to the Grand Hotel Brighton, Darren crumbled again after a few light Sherries. Not only did he feel it necessary to insult fellow guests in the hotel bar but continued his redecorating fetish in on the 2nd floor by showing his disgust of a work of art. Darren's interpretation of the fine picture, re-named puke on the 2nd floor can now be viewed at Shoreham tip!
So you can see from the above facts that Mr Burton really has no right to threaten those people who will be looking out for his well being this weekend. In fact it would be in his best interests to not enter into any drinking shenanigans with them to enable them to focus fully on looking after Mummy's little soldier.
I regret to say we have a blow-out and that Mr Tommy Cairns will not be joining us due to work commitments. Now I hear what you are saying that T.C and work commitments in the same sentence just doesn't equate and on this basis we will be launching a full investigation into the matter! Sorry you can't be with us Tommy but you can keep up to date with everything via this thing now.
Will keep you up to date with any 'Burton' developments, threats, fear etc etc but if you hear of anything yourselves please let me know and I will happily add to his diary of events.
See ya, Frase
During our chat yesterday he revealed that he has threatened two members of the party (Stace and Ben) referring to their intolerance to alcohol. Would this hold in a court of law if we can refer back to only a few weeks ago when he redecorated his downstairs cloakroom with Dulux's new range of claret barf. This section of the house is where his beautiful, innocent, hard working wife to be is currently trying to toilet train little Evie. Not forgetting during the same night he suddenly decided he didn't like the colour of his carpet as well, this was also tainted with the same shade to match the mess in the toilet.
Your honour, I would also like to refer back to December 1994 when on a night out in Brighton and having exclusive access to the Grand Hotel Brighton, Darren crumbled again after a few light Sherries. Not only did he feel it necessary to insult fellow guests in the hotel bar but continued his redecorating fetish in on the 2nd floor by showing his disgust of a work of art. Darren's interpretation of the fine picture, re-named puke on the 2nd floor can now be viewed at Shoreham tip!
So you can see from the above facts that Mr Burton really has no right to threaten those people who will be looking out for his well being this weekend. In fact it would be in his best interests to not enter into any drinking shenanigans with them to enable them to focus fully on looking after Mummy's little soldier.
I regret to say we have a blow-out and that Mr Tommy Cairns will not be joining us due to work commitments. Now I hear what you are saying that T.C and work commitments in the same sentence just doesn't equate and on this basis we will be launching a full investigation into the matter! Sorry you can't be with us Tommy but you can keep up to date with everything via this thing now.
Will keep you up to date with any 'Burton' developments, threats, fear etc etc but if you hear of anything yourselves please let me know and I will happily add to his diary of events.
See ya, Frase
Saturday, 10 October 2009
24 hours after I have set this up and we have a few people that are 'followers' and have also had some very positive feedback from other sources who will follow suit and join the army of people wanting to see this nasty individual take his punishment.
I have attached some photo's of the defendant to remind you of the reputation he carries and the problems he has caused those closest to him and some not so close. A few examples of his trickery and deception is supergluing his work colleagues boots to the bottom of the locker. Placing derogatory signs on various unsuspecting individuals motor vehicles, causing an extent of embarressment that has resulted in therapy for some people.
I thank you for your continuous support and ask to continue spreading the word and if anyone does know Christine's or Sue's email please let me know!!!
Frase
Friday, 9 October 2009
The beginning
Hello to all of you.
I will do my best to update this blog whenever I can to keep you up to date with what is happening in Dublin next weekend. I understand a lot of people have grievances with Mr Burton although cannot be present due to being female, no money or not invited!!! However I am giving you the opportunity to join the virtual stag do via this blog.
Now, I am very new at this so I apologise in advance for my ignorance and techno-immaturity but believe me I will do my very best to keep you informed of the publishable goings on in Dublin......Darren will not know until he returns, oh and this is an open invite so please spread the word.
Darren's failure to accept his fate is making him aggressive, threatening and insecure. This is indeed a shame as I thought he would be more of a man than he is currently being. I'm not sure he understands that if he gets too drunk on my stag do to inflict pain on me, that doesn't mean I let him off. I feel no sympathy, I owe him nothing and he deserves all he gets.
So join me and the lads via this blog in celebrating all that is owed to him after all the years of pain and anguish he has set upon us.
'All the old knives that have rusted in my back, I drive in yours.'
Author: Phaedrus (Thrace of Macedonia)Source: Fables--Appendix (VI, 11)
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
I will do my best to update this blog whenever I can to keep you up to date with what is happening in Dublin next weekend. I understand a lot of people have grievances with Mr Burton although cannot be present due to being female, no money or not invited!!! However I am giving you the opportunity to join the virtual stag do via this blog.
Now, I am very new at this so I apologise in advance for my ignorance and techno-immaturity but believe me I will do my very best to keep you informed of the publishable goings on in Dublin......Darren will not know until he returns, oh and this is an open invite so please spread the word.
Darren's failure to accept his fate is making him aggressive, threatening and insecure. This is indeed a shame as I thought he would be more of a man than he is currently being. I'm not sure he understands that if he gets too drunk on my stag do to inflict pain on me, that doesn't mean I let him off. I feel no sympathy, I owe him nothing and he deserves all he gets.
So join me and the lads via this blog in celebrating all that is owed to him after all the years of pain and anguish he has set upon us.
'All the old knives that have rusted in my back, I drive in yours.'
Author: Phaedrus (Thrace of Macedonia)Source: Fables--Appendix (VI, 11)
BRING IT ON!!!!!!!
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